I saw it on the Internet. It must be true.

So Michael tagged me with the latest meme going around: taking a nerd test to get a score (of course). And my score? Let me use the test's words: "I am nerdier than 92% of all people.". That's right folks, I know my periodic table inside out and can recognize photos of great scientists who passed away hundreds of years ago. I even get a badge:

Apparently, this beats the highest score Michael knows about. If you'll excuse me, I need to go have a walk or something.

So now I get to choose some people to have a go at beating me. Let's hear it for:

• Joe
• Sophie (wonder if switching to a mac has affected her)
• Kim